The Dallas Cowboys’ Super Bowl aspirations seem like a distant dream. Following a humiliating 44-19 thrashing at the hands of the New Orleans Saints at AT&T Stadium in Week 2, they suffered a narrow 28-25 loss to the Baltimore Ravens the following week.
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones made lofty promises about going “all-in” and trying to win the Super Bowl this season following their blowout defeat against the Green Bay Packers in the Wild Card round of the 2023 playoffs. However, they had an underwhelming offseason and have dropped to 1-2, sitting third in the NFC East standings.
Fox Sports analyst Colin Cowherd did not mince words in his criticism of the Cowboys’ start to the campaign and compared them to the Kardashian family. On the latest episode of “The Herd,” he said:
“The Cowboys have become one big, authentic Kardashian event. There’s drama and there’s glitz and there’s glamor and there’s money, and most of it’s just a big illusion, and they both have the most gullible of people that worship them. The Cowboys and the Kardashians are great at taking your money.”
Cowherd noted that the Cowboys have had only six fourth quarterbacks comebacks in the last five years, the same as the New York Giants, who have won more than six games only once in that span.
He bashed the team further with another reference to the Kardashian family. Cowherd said:
“The Kardashian fans that worship them actually like their products and like them, Dallas fans were recently surveyed in the off season by The Athletic, 1000s of fans, and the majority said we have no chance to win a Super Bowl in the next five years. What am I supposed to like about this team?”
The analyst said that SKIMS, Kim Kardashian’s clothing brand, which is also the official underwear partner of the NBA and WNBA and roped in Nick Bosa to endorse it, has excellent products, unlike the Cowboys, who do not boast any endearing quality.
Cowherd did not hold back any punches in his vicious takedown of the franchise. Through three weeks, the team hasn’t looked equipped to earn a playoff spot, let alone end the franchise’s 28-year wait for a Super Bowl win.
